people cry , not because they’re weak. it’s because they’ve been strong for too long.
– Author Unknown
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Oct 062013
Sep 022013
In 1912, the world famous Austrian gynecologist, Dr. Hermann Otto Kloepneckler, M.D., Ph.D. published the following.
The best engine in the world is the vagina. It can be started with one finger. It is self-lubricating. It takes any size piston. And it changes its own oil every four weeks. Its only a pity that the management system is so fucking temperamental.
http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/ch439/and_the_best_engine_in_the_world_is_nsfw/
(Read the comments on the Reddit link for the real name of the man in the image, and other fine facts.)
Jun 242013
1. Thou shalt not use dicks as thy profile picture
2. Thou shalt not proposition sex or sexual acts, including fantasy fulfillment, upon initial contact.
3. Thou shalt not send gratuitous sexual tripe without seeing if the recipient is into said erotic fantasy.
4. Thou shalt not covet a married/taken/otherwise spoken for sub/slave.
5. Thou shalt not proposition a submissive to Dominate you.
6. Thou shalt not request nude shots of random strangers.
7. Thou shalt not talk as if you are a teenager texting her BFF4lyf.
8. Thou shalt use spell check.
9. Thou shalt not abuse the ellipses.
10. Thou shalt accept rejection sans butt-hurt and not bother them again.
ADDENDUM: Bonus 11. Thou shalt read a profile in full to the end before sending a private message or a friend request.
– Collected from various versions
Jun 172013
There once was a little boy who had a bad temper. His Father gave him a bag of
nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, he must hammer a nail
into the back of the fence. The first day the boy had driven 37 nails into the
fence. Over the next few weeks, as he learned to control his anger, the number
of nails hammered daily gradually dwindled down. He discovered it was easier to
hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.
Finally the day came when the boy didn’t lose his temper at all. He told his
father about it and the father suggested that the boy now pull out one nail for
each day that he was able to hold his temper. The days passed and the young boy
was finally able to tell his father that all the nails were gone. The father
took his son by the hand and led him to the fence. He said, “You have done well,
my son, but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same.
When you say things in anger, they leave a scar just like this one. You can put
a knife in a man and draw it out. It won’t matter how many times you say I’m
sorry, the wound is still there.”
A verbal wound is as bad as a physical one. Make sure you control your temper the next time you are tempted to say something you will regret later.
~ author unknown
Feb 272013
My dear,
Be the kind of woman that people make way for. Be the kind of woman that takes responsibility into her own hands, and does something with it. Be the kind of woman whose accomplishments makes people stutter when they talk to her. Be the kind of woman who doesn’t let the fact that she doesn’t have it all figured out hold her back.
Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says, “Oh crap, She’s up!”
Falsely yours,
A. Nonymous
http://www.goodreads.com/topic/show/792167-post-your-favorite-quotes#comment_50192563
Jan 152013
Do not get angry when your horse does not respond to a whisper if you have trained him with screams and shouts.
– Author Unknown
* Although this exact quotation cannot be found using Google, the concept is explained on numerous dog and horse training sites.