The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.
– Dorothy Parker
http://www.goodreads.com/quotes/18869-the-first-thing-i-do-in-the-morning-is-brush
Feb 262013
Feb 132013
It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard.
– Dorothy Parker, You Might as Well Live: The Life and Times of Dorothy Parker
http://www.goodreads.com/quotes/162898-it-serves-me-right-for-putting-all-my-eggs-in
Feb 102013
The cure for boredom is curiosity.
There is no cure for curiosity.
– Dorothy Parker
http://www.goodreads.com/quotes/2027-the-cure-for-boredom-is-curiosity-there-is-no-cure
Feb 062013
Heterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.
– Dorothy Parker
http://www.goodreads.com/quotes/28292-heterosexuality-is-not-normal-it-s-just-common
Feb 052013
What fresh hell can this be?
– Dorothy Parker, most often quoted as What fresh hell is this?
Feb 042013
By the time you swear you’re his,
Shivering and sighing.
And he vows his passion is,
Infinite, undying.
Lady make note of this —
One of you is lying.
– Dorothy Parker
http://www.goodreads.com/quotes/19674-by-the-time-you-swear-you-re-his-shivering-and-sighing