The best engine in the world is the vagina.

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Sep 022013
 

The best engine in the world is the vagina. It can be started with one finger. It is self-lubricating. It takes any size piston. And it changes its own oil every four weeks. Its only a pity that the management system is so fucking temperamental.

In 1912, the world famous Austrian gynecologist, Dr. Hermann Otto Kloepneckler, M.D., Ph.D. published the following.

The best engine in the world is the vagina. It can be started with one finger. It is self-lubricating. It takes any size piston. And it changes its own oil every four weeks. Its only a pity that the management system is so fucking temperamental.

http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/ch439/and_the_best_engine_in_the_world_is_nsfw/

 

(Read the comments on the Reddit link for the real name of the man in the image, and other fine facts.)

 

 

All you need is one.

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Sep 012013
 

At this moment, there are 6,470,818,671 people in the world. Some are running scared. Some are coming home. Some tell lies to make it through the day. Others are just now facing the truth. Some are evil men, at war with good. And some are good, struggling with evil. Six billion people in the world. Six billion souls. And sometimes, all you need is one.

– One Tree Hill, Peyton narrating

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