Sep 022013
 

The best engine in the world is the vagina. It can be started with one finger. It is self-lubricating. It takes any size piston. And it changes its own oil every four weeks. Its only a pity that the management system is so fucking temperamental.

In 1912, the world famous Austrian gynecologist, Dr. Hermann Otto Kloepneckler, M.D., Ph.D. published the following.

The best engine in the world is the vagina. It can be started with one finger. It is self-lubricating. It takes any size piston. And it changes its own oil every four weeks. Its only a pity that the management system is so fucking temperamental.

http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/ch439/and_the_best_engine_in_the_world_is_nsfw/

 

(Read the comments on the Reddit link for the real name of the man in the image, and other fine facts.)

 

 

Sep 012013
 

At this moment, there are 6,470,818,671 people in the world. Some are running scared. Some are coming home. Some tell lies to make it through the day. Others are just now facing the truth. Some are evil men, at war with good. And some are good, struggling with evil. Six billion people in the world. Six billion souls. And sometimes, all you need is one.

One Tree Hill, Peyton narrating

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0666235/quotes

Aug 312013
 

Maybe they know what I know, that the true way to a man’s heart is six inches of metal between his ribs. Sometimes four inches will do the job, but to be really sure, I like to have six.

Laurell K. Hamilton, Narcissus in Chains

http://www.goodreads.com/quotes/6056-maybe-they-know-what-i-know-that-the-true-way

Aug 292013
 

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him.

– Malcolm S. Forbes, 1972, according to Quote Investigator

It is critical that those who would effectively lead others in alternative sexuality subcultures have the sort of character that compels them to help those who can do nothing for them.

For more thoughts about character, see the Quote Investigator article linked above, and the PBS News House page of quotes about Character.

 

Aug 282013
 

See you just don’t understand women the way I do J.D. They want it all: a career apple martinis financial independence great shoes but at the same time—and this they’ll never admit—they are drawn to patriarchal men who are dominant and controlling. That’s the essence of the Darcy complex. He may be an asshole but he’s an asshole that gets the girl in the end.

Julie James, Practice Makes Perfect with reference to the character Mr. Darcy in Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen.

http://www.goodreads.com/quotes/404579-see-you-just-don-t-understand-women-the-way-i-do