Author Unknown – Kinksters' Quotes

If a woman is not submissive to a man it is not because she lacks the ability to submit

quotemaster — Tue, 20 May 2014 06:00:18 +0000

If a woman is not submissive to a man it is not because she lacks the ability to submit; rather he did not create for her a place in her heart and mind where she could fall to her knees.

– Author Unknown

Don’t underestimate me.

quotemaster — Sat, 17 May 2014 06:00:38 +0000

Don’t underestimate me.
I know more than I say,
think more than I speak, and
notice more than you realize.

– Author Unknown

Discipline is doing what needs to be done, when it needs to be done, when we don’t want to do it

quotemaster — Tue, 29 Apr 2014 06:00:00 +0000

Discipline is doing what needs to be done, when it needs to be done, when we don’t want to do it.

– Author unknown

Barry Popik’s discussion of source and inspiration of this quote

Smart

quotemaster — Wed, 16 Apr 2014 06:00:30 +0000

If you’re going to be a smart ass you must first be smart, otherwise you’re just a ass!

http://shadowtext.net/3dl8

Hell No Kitty

quotemaster — Sat, 12 Apr 2014 06:00:06 +0000

Grumpy Cat + Hello Kitty = Hell No Kitty

Make your own Hell No Kitty @

http://memegenerator.net/Hell-No-Kitty

Don’t worry

quotemaster — Fri, 11 Apr 2014 06:00:31 +0000

Don’t worry, it’s only kinky the first time.

– Anon

The more glorious the triumph

quotemaster — Thu, 10 Apr 2014 06:00:55 +0000

The harder the struggle, the more glorious the triumph.

– From Simplyshredded

The child inside

quotemaster — Mon, 31 Mar 2014 06:00:53 +0000

There is a child inside all of us, who comes out in front of the person we are most comfortable with.

– Author Unknown

Note: is this the real basis for what we call “being a Little”?

20 classics

quotemaster — Sat, 22 Mar 2014 15:36:46 +0000

http://themetapicture.com/are-you-geek-enough-to-understand-these-jokes/

Silence is golden

quotemaster — Sun, 16 Mar 2014 20:18:45 +0000

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

From Restoration of Chaos and Order by punk band Against All Authority

As the story goes, I guess Nana was being herself and was squabbling with Papaw. I guess he told her to shut the fuck up or he was going to duct tape her mouth shut. True to her nature, Nana kept flapping her gums. And true to his word, my Papaw grabbed his cane, hobbled to the hot water closet in the hall (that was where he kept all the household tools) and grabbed a roll of duct tape. Nana, unawares, and probably patting herself on the back for getting him pissed off, never seen it coming. He taped her whole head; around the mouth, around the head. TAPED. HER. WHOLE. HEAD!!!!!! I guess he left her some holes to breathe through, but the rest was SOLID silver. I have no idea how she got out of it, and I seem to recall that Papaw had a visit from Lubbock’s finest.

I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall for that one. I think anyone who knew my grandmother, God rest her soul, would have had pom-poms and been cheering my Papaw on.

When I ran across the graphic above it instantly made me think of that story.

http://bofh69.wordpress.com/2011/07/11/silence-is-golden/

Without violence

quotemaster — Fri, 14 Mar 2014 06:00:10 +0000

It’s only when you see a mosquito landing on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

– Unknown

Friendship

quotemaster — Tue, 28 Jan 2014 06:00:40 +0000

More Images @ MyNiceProfile.com

Does age matter?

quotemaster — Sun, 20 Oct 2013 06:00:04 +0000

Age is a matter of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it don’t matter.

– Probably baseball great Satchel Paige, Mark Twain, Jack Benny, and others – but we don’t know who started this one going.

http://quoteinvestigator.com/2012/12/18/age-mind/

Cuddle

quotemaster — Wed, 09 Oct 2013 06:00:29 +0000

I would rather cuddle, then have sex.

If you’re good with grammar, you’ll get it.